Joke of the day - March 8, 2019
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Started by carlberky - March 8, 2019, 4:16 p.m.

During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow. The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars. “That’s an outrageous price!” said a local farmer, “but I guess we’re lucky the state handled it instead of the federal government.” “Why’s that?”
 “Because knowing the federal government, they’d decided to lower the highways.”

Can you top that?

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