Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Change is inevitable….except from vending machines.
How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Hadn't seen anything from this guy in ages but he was always one of my favorites