Good to see you posting, John.

I think it's time for another "Culture Corner";

Wonderful suggestion Carl! Yes, it is great to have JP back! Welcome back JP. 

A few one-liners

I tried to embrace my inner child, and the little a$$hole bit me! Unknown

Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine. Unknown

I don’t have a girlfriend, but I know a girl that would get really mad if she heard me say that. Unknown

My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some explaining to do. Unknown

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Demetri Martin

Circumcision is popular because Jewish girls won’t touch anything that’s not at least 15% off.  Unknown

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that. Stewart Francis

I told him to be himself, that was pretty mean I guess. Roger Sterling

It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. Jay Leno

Those were all hilarious 1 liners Carl! 

Thank you very much!