Conservatism is the blind fear filled worship of dead radicals.

If you want to know if a man is honest, just ask him.  If he says yes, you know he's a liar.

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.

Courage is the resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not the absence of fear.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why.

  -   Mark Twain - and American treasure.