Dr. Green's new health deal
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Started by metmike - Aug. 3, 2019, 3:39 p.m.


Gaea P.(for planet) Earth, an elite athlete in her early 20's preparing to compete in the decathlon next year, in Tokyo, goes for an annual doctors exam with her physician, Dr. AOC Green.

Gaea, is in the office when Dr. Green enters the room.

Dr. Green: Your body is dying. Your heart is giving out. You need a heart transplant within 12 years or you will be dead.

Gaea: How can this be? I never felt better. My performance in every event has been improving the past year. I rarely get sick. What could possibly have caused this?

Dr. Green: It's all those supplements that you are feeding your body. They are toxic/poisonous. They have destroyed your heart.  You must cut them out completely too or they will kill your entire body. You must consume nothing but green, leafy vegetables to provide your body with the energy and nutrients that it needs and do it now or you will be dead soon.

Gaea: Aren't you at least going to do some tests to have empirical data to base all this on?

Dr. Green: I don't need to run tests. I am am authority. All the other doctors know that I'm an authority. I am certified by The American Medical  Association. The evidence is obvious. You had the flu 2 years ago and earlier this year, you had a cold. This is not natural. It could only have been caused by your terminal condition. My simulated model of your outcome, extrapolates this to exponentially accelerate and result in death soon.

Gaea: Don't you think that I should at least go to a cardiologist to get a 2nd opinion?  

Dr. Green: Absolutely not. I will not tolerate a patient with views like this. My diagnosis is settled. The debate is over. Your are a denier!

Gaea:  What is your viable plan to make this happen? Don't I have to get on a heart transplant list. Don't I need evidence to show that my heart is failing?

Dr. Green: I'm the doctor, you're the patient. Don't question me. I say that your heart only has 12 years left in it............exactly 12 years I tell you  and those toxic supplements that you are putting into your body are killing you. You must do everything that I tell you right now or you will be dead soon. 

Gaea: Yes Dr. Green. I will do exactly as you say because I believe everything that you say. I want to be around long enough to see the newly elected socialist president(in 2020) that I strongly support, finish out their 2nd term in office. 


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