Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes & Messages

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18. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz, Cartoonist
19. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner, Comedian
20. “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” – Oscar Wilde, Playwright
21. “True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” – Erich Segal, Author
22. “I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.” – Walt Disney, Animator
23. “Love is a grave mental disease.” – Plato, Philosopher
24. “I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?” – Zsa Zsa Gabor, Actress
25. “It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.” – Laurence J. Peter, Educator
26. “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January.” – Jim Gaffigan, Comedian
27. “Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.” – James Thurber, Cartoonist

28. “What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.” – Pearl Bailey, Actress
29. “Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.” – Christopher Marlowe, Playwright
30. “If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” – Lily Tomlin, Actress
31. “Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.” – Fernando Pessoa, Poet
32. “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard, Author
33. “Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.” – Jonathon Swift, Political Satirist