Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

Erma Bombeck  ( a very funny and insightful lady )